So, about that test...

[fitzw]

“This certificate has been issued to the above named student in recognition of their promotion to the level of Gold Stripe in the honorable art of Kung Fu. In accordance with the guidelines of the Shaolin Kung Fu of Amherst and the National Association of Chinese Martial Arts, this student has demonstrated the knowledge, skills, and dedication necessary to achieve this rank.”

We passed.

We’re wiped.